A woman bought birthday presents for her husband. She was so excited and anxious to tell him.
She said, "I've bought two presents for your birthday, dear. I have to tell you now because I can't wait until the day. One is a mat for in front of my dressing table. The other is a bronze statuette for the drawing room mantelpiece."
Then she added, "Now, what about me?"
Her husband thought for a moment and replied, "I'd better get you a new razor and some ties, so we can exchange presents."
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