In Eden, Adam said to God, "I am lonely. I need a companion."
"Alright," God replied, "I will create a perfect woman for you—beautiful, smart, and gentle. She will cook, clean, and do everything for you without complaint or question."
"That sounds wonderful," Adam said. "But what is the cost for such a perfect woman?"
"One arm and one leg."
"Oh, that's too expensive!" After thinking for a moment, Adam asked, "How about just one rib?"
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