A traveler arrived in a small town in the Midwest and decided to stay for a few days.
As he was about to sign the hotel register, he saw a bedbug crawling across the page.
"This is truly unbearable!" he exclaimed, throwing down his pen. "I've been bitten by fleas in Missouri, mosquitoes in Jersey, and horse flies in Kansas. But this is the first place where a bug checks the hotel register to find out my room number! Good heavens, where on earth should I go?"