Speeding Blonde | 超速的金发女郎

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One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He approached the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the sleek red sports car, was how attractive the driver was—a stunning blonde.

"I've pulled you over for speeding, Miss. Could I see your driver's license?"

"What's a license?" replied the blonde, instantly revealing her lack of common knowledge.

"It's usually in your wallet," replied the officer.

After fumbling for a few minutes, the driver managed to find it.

"Now may I see your registration?" asked the cop.

"Registration... What's that?" asked the blonde.

"It's usually in your glove compartment," said the cop impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the registration.

"I'll be back in a minute," said the cop and walked back to his car. The officer called dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and registration.

After a few moments, the dispatcher responded: "Is this woman driving a red sports car?"

"Yes," replied the officer.

"Is she a drop-dead gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher.

"Yes," replied the cop.

"Here's what you have to do," said the dispatcher. "Give her the documents back, and drop your pants."

"What? I can't do that. It's inappropriate!" exclaimed the cop.

"Trust me... Just do it," said the dispatcher.

So the cop went back to the car, returned the license and registration, and dropped his pants, just as instructed.

The blonde looked down and sighed, "Oh no... Not ANOTHER breathalyzer!"

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