At a crowded city bus stop, a beautiful blonde woman, dressed in a tight leather mini skirt, matching boots, and jacket, waited for the bus. When her turn came to board, she realized her skirt was too tight to lift her leg onto the first step.
Slightly embarrassed, she smiled at the driver, reached back, and unzipped her skirt a little for more slack. She tried again but failed. More embarrassed, she unzipped it a bit more, only to fail once more, much to her chagrin. With a coy smile, she unzipped it a third time, yet still couldn't step up.
Just then, a large Texan man behind her in line easily picked her up by the waist and placed her on the bus step. She went ballistic, turning on the would-be hero and screeching, "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan drawled in reply, "Well ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."