The Cartwheel Trick | 横翻筋斗的把戏

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One day, a little girl ran into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" Her curious mother asked where the money came from.

The girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat in the tree."

Her mother said, "Don't you know he's just trying to see your panties?"

"Ohhh," said the little girl.

The next day, the girl ran in again, yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars!" When asked how, she explained, "Tommy gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat in the tree and laughed."

Her mother began, "Didn't I tell you he is..."

Before she could finish, the little girl interrupted, "Wait, Mommy! I tricked him. I didn't wear any panties today."

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