Once upon a time, a blonde woman was desperate for money and decided to kidnap a child. The next day, she went to a nearby playground. When no one was looking, she took a random boy behind a tree and said, "You're kidnapped. Be quiet and don't cause any trouble." The startled boy stood frozen in shock.
The blonde then produced a note that read:
I am a desperate blonde in need of money. I have kidnapped your child. If you ever want to see him again, arrange for $5,000 in non-sequential, unmarked bills to be placed by this tree by midnight tonight. Or else.
She handed the note to the boy and told him to give it to his mother. The next day, the blonde found a bag of money by the tree. Inside was a small note that read:
Here is the money. How could you do this to a fellow blonde?