A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.
"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"
A girl raised her hand and asked, "To draw out all of his savings?"
A student alters a professor's notice from "meet the clas...
A father quizzes his son Tom about the laziest person in ...
A palmist tells a customer they will die within a year ba...
A student's clever response to a math problem highlights ...
A visitor inquires about the healthiness of a place, and ...
A teacher quizzes a student on dividing a steak, leading ...
A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...
A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...
A visitor misinterprets a tombstone's description of one ...
A woman awakens from a coma to learn her brother named he...
A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...
A classic joke that uses a play on words to deliver a hum...
A humorous anecdote about five people on a crashing plane...
A man takes his seemingly dead dog to the vet, who uses a...
A young girl named Mary cleverly plays on the double mean...
A humorous classroom exchange where a student misundersta...
A farmer hilariously misunderstands every legal term duri...
A teacher poses a hypothetical math question about orange...
A teacher asks a student to point out Australia on a map,...
A man brings his cross-eyed Rottweiler to the vet, concer...