Three pastors in the South were having lunch in a diner.
One said, "You know, since summer started I've been having trouble with bats in the loft and attic at my church. I've tried everything—noise, spray, cats—but nothing seems to scare them away."
Another said, "Yes, me too. I've got hundreds living in my belfry and attic. I even had the place fumigated, and they still won't leave."
The third said, "I baptized all of mine and made them members of the church... I haven't seen a single one back since!"