Who Is My Father? | 谁是我爸爸?

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A child, about seven or eight years old, rushed to the police station and told an officer, "Please come quickly! A man is at my house beating up my father. He's dying!"

The police immediately rushed to the scene with the child. There, they found two men fighting each other. The officer asked the child, "Which one is your father?"

The child replied, "I don't know who my father is. That's why they're fighting."

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