A man deeply loved a woman but was too shy to propose. They had dated weekly for six years, yet his timidity kept him from even suggesting marriage, let alone living together. Now older and neither ever married, he finally resolved to ask the question.
He called her on the phone.
"June."
"Yes, this is June."
"Will you marry me?"
"Of course I will! Who's this?"
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