A college student was taking a pre-Christmas examination. As he couldn't answer some questions, he wrote a complaint on his paper: "God only knows the answers to these questions. Merry Christmas."
When the professor saw the message, he returned the paper with a cheerful response: "God gets an A; you get an F. Happy New Year."
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