Bubba attends a revival meeting and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher invites anyone with needs to come forward for prayer. Bubba joins the line.
When it's his turn, the preacher asks, "Bubba, what do you want me to pray for?"
Bubba replies, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."
The preacher then places one finger in Bubba's ear, puts his other hand on Bubba's head, and prays for a while.
After a few minutes, he removes his hands and asks, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"
Bubba says, "I don't know, Preacher. It's not until next Wednesday in Dallas."