A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to a local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
During the tour, some children needed to use the restroom. It was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys with the other.
As the teacher assigned to the boys waited outside the men's restroom, one boy came out and said he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no choice, the teacher went inside and began hoisting the boys up by their armpits, one by one.
While lifting one boy, she couldn't help but notice he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school student. "I guess you must be in the fifth grade," she remarked.
"No, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh race, riding Silver Arrow. Thanks for the lift anyway."