The three little pigs went out for dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink orders.
"I want a Sprite," said the first little piggie.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggie.
"I want a beer and lots of beer!" replied the third little piggie.
The drinks were brought, and the waiter took their dinner orders.
"I want a big, thick steak," said the first little piggie.
"I want the salad plate," said the second little piggie.
"I want a beer and lots of beer!" said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out. A little while later, the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I would like a banana split," said the first little piggie.
"I want cheesecake," said the second little piggie.
"I want a beer and lots of beer!" exclaimed the third little piggie.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggie, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"
The third piggie says...
"Well, somebody has to wee, wee, wee all the way home!"