A man had been stranded on a desert island for ten years.
One day, a woman in a wetsuit swam ashore.
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you."
Woman: "Hi! You seem to have been here a long time. How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "Ten years!"
Upon hearing this, the woman unzipped a pocket on the arm of her wetsuit and gave him a cigarette.
Man: "Oh, thank you so much!"
Woman: "So, how long has it been since you had a drink?"
Man: "Ten years."
The woman then unzipped a longer zipper on her suit, pulled out a flask of whiskey, and gave him a drink.
Man: "Oh... thank you so much. You're like a miracle!"
Woman: [Starting to unzip the front of her wetsuit.] "Then tell me, how long has it been since you 'played around'?"
Man: "Oh my God, don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there too?!"