The manager of a shop was reprimanding one of his staff.
"I saw you arguing with a customer," he said crossly. "Will you please remember that in my shop the customer is always right? Do you understand?"
"Yes, sir," said the assistant. "The customer is always right."
"Now what were you arguing about?"
"Well sir, he said you were an idiot."
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