- A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000-square-foot house 4 inches deep.
- Spraying hairspray on dust bunnies and running over them with rollerblades can make them ignite.
- A 3-year-old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
- A ceiling fan motor isn't strong enough to lift a 42-pound boy in a Batman/Superman costume via a dog leash. However, it is strong enough to swing a paint can and cover all four walls of a 20x20-foot room.
- Don't throw baseballs near a running ceiling fan. Using the fan as a bat requires practice, but it can hit a ball surprisingly far.
- Window glass (even double-pane) won't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
- If you hear the toilet flush followed by "uh oh," it's already too late.
- Mixing brake fluid with bleach creates a lot of smoke.
- A six-year-old boy can start a fire with a flint rock, despite what a 36-year-old man might say about it only happening in movies.
- Certain Lego pieces can pass through a four-year-old boy's digestive system.
- Play-Doh and microwaves should never be mentioned together.
- Super glue is permanent.
- No amount of Jell-O in a swimming pool will let you walk on water.
- Pool filters and Jell-O are not compatible.
- VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, contrary to what some commercials showed.
- Garbage bags make poor parachutes.
- Marbles in a gas tank create significant noise while driving.
- You probably don't want to know what that smell is.
- Always check the oven before turning it on; plastic toys and ovens don't mix.
- The Austin, TX fire department has a five-minute response time.
- The spin cycle of a washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
- However, it will make cats dizzy.
- Dizzy cats can vomit twice their body weight.
- 80% of women will share this list with almost all their friends, regardless of whether they have children.
- 80% of men who read this will be tempted to mix bleach and brake fluid.
25 Things You Know If You Have a Son | 家有男孩的25个真相
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