A customs officer stops a traveler and asks if he has any goods to declare.
"No," the traveler replies.
"Are you sure?"
"Certainly."
"Then what about the elephant behind you with slices of bread clipped to its ears?"
"Sir, what I clip in my sandwich is entirely my own business!"
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A judge questions a prisoner who broke into a store three...
Four surgeons humorously compare the ease of operating on...
A son asks his father for a dime. When the father suggest...
A woman asks a seemingly elderly man on his porch for his...
A visitor inquires about the healthiness of a place, and ...
A job seeker claiming to imitate birds is dismissed as co...
A boss catches a new employee in a lie about attending hi...
A dentist explains an unusually high charge for a tooth e...
A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...
A man misunderstands the motel clerk's question about "ta...
A patient who drank gasoline is told by the doctor to sim...
A mother tells her son not to be selfish and to share his...
A senile actress claims to be 22 years old during a docto...
A woman awakens from a coma to learn her brother named he...
A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...
A man is devastated after being told he must take medicat...
A bald man offers a stylist $5,000 to replicate his hairs...