A cannibal is invited to a team-building week in the mountains. The instructions say he can also bring one friend.
When he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: "Come on Alan, what the heck? The invitation said you could only bring one person!"
"Yeah, but it also said 'bring your own food,' didn't it?!"
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