Who's in Heaven? | 谁在天堂?

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An elderly gentleman passed away. His grief-stricken widow missed him so much that she could not sleep a wink for days.

One sleepless night, she heard a voice and immediately inquired, "Is that you, dear?"

"Yes, it's me."

"How are you doing?"

"I'm fine."

The concerned wife inquired further, "Are you happy now?"

"Yes, I'm happy now."

"Are you happier now than when you were with me?"

"Yes, much happier."

Assuming her husband was enjoying heavenly bliss, the lady asked with curiosity, "Tell me, dear, what's heaven like?"

"Who's in heaven?!"

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