Willie the Whale and his girlfriend, Monica, were swimming happily when they spotted a boat.
"I have an idea!" exclaimed Willie. "Let's swim under that boat and blow hard through our blowholes!"
Monica hesitated. "Oh, I don't know..."
"Come on! It'll be fun. Just this once!" Willie insisted.
Monica agreed. They swam under the boat and blew forcefully, capsizing it and sending the hapless sailors into the briny blue.
As they swam away, Willie said, "That was fun! I have another idea! Let's go back and eat the sailors!"
To which Monica, exasperated, replied, "Look, I agreed to the blow job, but I'm not swallowing any seamen."