Chinglish Phrases
- go and look!
- good good study, day day up
- No Mao Zedong, no new China.
- go a head!
- PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA
- no three no four
- u ask me, I ask who?
- if you old three old four, i will give you color see see
- dog day’s
- poor light egg
- go to your mother
- full clear ten big cool punishment
- After I do something! AIDS!
- day day do morning exercise!
- I saw a man saw a saw with a saw
- KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED
- Give your face, you don’t sport!
- fat head fish
- gold basin washes my hands!
- you me you me
- operate do system.
- horse horse tiger tiger
- Where cool where you stay!!
- You Give Me Stop!!
- fish yes
- see you tomorrow
- sir, you going down?
- know is know noknow is noknow
- we are brother, who and who?
- EYES KEEP HEALTHY exercise
- horizontal knife seize love.
- King eight egg
- let’s go shopping
- 5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves
- you ask me, i ask who
- look through autumn water!
- why?
- No why!
- why no why?
- No why no why!
- you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- operate DO COMPUTER!
- WATCH SISTER
- blue whose and whose
- ice snow clever
- blake new new
- Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
- Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
- "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
- "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk?
- "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!
- The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
- No matter three seven twenty-one.
- TRY TRY SEE
- hit fire machine
Anecdotes
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A student witnessed a traffic accident in California, USA. Out of curiosity, he stayed. When the police arrived, they asked if he knew what happened. He said: "one car come one car go two car peng peng one man die."
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Xiao Qiang went to the cinema. At the ticket counter, he saw a foreigner and the ticket clerk struggling to communicate. He volunteered to translate. The clerk said, "Please tell her that all seated tickets are sold out, only standing tickets are left. If she wants to watch, she has to stand." Xiao Qiang turned to the foreigner and said, "No Sit see, Stand see. If see stand see." The foreigner replied, "Sorry, I don't understand your English." Xiao Qiang then said to the clerk, "Oh, he says he doesn't understand English."