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"Doc," he said, "I'm worried. It's that dream. I'm having it again."
"What dream?" asked the psychiatrist, not really paying attention.
"You know," said the man, "the one where I'm into sadism, bestiality, and necrophilia. Should I be worried, or am I just beating a dead horse?"
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