John had waited for months to get a divorce and now he was free from his domineering wife.
"Free at last!" he screamed, throwing his divorce papers into the air. "Now, I can eat when I want to, watch television when I want to."
Two months later, John was found being escorted to jail by a police officer.
A shocked friend, on seeing poor John handcuffed, asked, "John, why are you under arrest? I thought your troubles were over when you divorced your wife."
"I couldn't pay my alimony," related John sadly.
"Why couldn't you pay your alimony?"
"My ex-wife has custody of the money and my business."