Thirteen | 十三

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A man walks past a large wooden fence surrounding an insane asylum. He hears the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

Curious, he finds a hole in the fence and peers through. Suddenly, someone inside pokes him in the eye.

Immediately, all the residents inside begin chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

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