A blonde woman, having received a fishing rod for her birthday, decided to try ice fishing to make good use of her gift.
Early the next morning, she gathered her gear and headed out onto the ice.
Upon reaching her chosen spot, she cut a large hole in the ice and lowered her line.
Suddenly, a voice said, "There are no fish there."
She moved to another location and cut a second hole. The same voice spoke again, informing her there were no fish there either.
She moved once more, only to hear the voice repeat its warning.
Finally, she looked up and saw an irritated man staring down at her.
"How do you know there are no fish there?" asked the blonde.
The man replied coolly, "Well, first of all, this is a hockey rink. And second, you're going to have to pay for those holes."