Once there was a blind man. One day, while walking, he stepped on the head of a sleeping dog. The dog barked for a while. The blind man continued walking for some distance. This time, he stepped on another dog's tail, causing it to bark as well. Thinking it was the same dog, the blind man exclaimed in surprise, "What a wonder! This dog is so long!"
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