After years of constant arguments, a young couple decided marriage counseling was their last hope to save their relationship.
At the counselor's office, the counselor asked, "What seems to be the problem?" The husband remained silent, looking down.
In contrast, the wife launched into a rapid-fire account of all the wrongs in their marriage. After listening for 15 minutes, the counselor walked over, lifted her by the shoulders, kissed her passionately, and sat her back down. The wife was left speechless.
The counselor then looked at the stunned husband and said, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."