One Sunday, a pastor encouraged his congregation to give a little extra in the offering plate, promising that the top contributor could choose three hymns.
After the collection, the pastor noticed a $1,000 bill. Overjoyed, he shared the news and asked to personally thank the generous donor.
A quiet, elderly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor invited her to the front. He praised her extraordinary generosity and asked her to select the three hymns.
Her eyes lit up as she surveyed the congregation. She pointed to the three most handsome men present and said, "I'll take him, and him, and him."