An elderly woman was shopping at a supermarket. She stopped at the produce section and bent down to select some tomatoes. As she did, a sharp pain shot through her spine due to her age. She let out a sudden shriek, "Ah...", much like one would upon seeing a mouse in the kitchen.
The seller behind the counter heard her and remarked, "Wow, if you think the tomatoes are expensive, you should see the price of the zucchini."