The Grocery Store Surprise | 超市里的意外

点击查看中英对照

An elderly woman was shopping at a supermarket. She stopped at the produce section and bent down to select some tomatoes. As she did, a sharp pain shot through her spine due to her age. She let out a sudden shriek, "Ah...", much like one would upon seeing a mouse in the kitchen.

The seller behind the counter heard her and remarked, "Wow, if you think the tomatoes are expensive, you should see the price of the zucchini."

阅读记录
请先 登录 后记录阅读完成
为这篇文章评分
点击星星进行评分(1-5分)
相关文章
What Did She Want? | 她要买什么?

A store manager, horrified to hear a clerk tell a custome...

beginner dialogue
No Pen But a Pistol | 无笔有枪

A fish seller asks a customer for a pen. While searching ...

beginner dialogue
The Special Trick | 特别的把戏

A boy excitedly tells his visiting grandmother that his f...

beginner dialogue
He Never Heard a Thing | 他什么都没听到

A postal worker deals with an angry customer who complain...

beginner dialogue
Please Call | 请来电

A newspaper ad asks a recognized wallet finder to return ...

beginner dialogue
The Over-Budget Shoplifter | 预算超标的小偷

A shoplifter caught stealing a watch offers to buy it to ...

beginner crime
Getting On The Bus | 上车记

A woman in a tight skirt repeatedly fails to board a bus ...

dialogue everyday-life
You're Facing the Wrong Way | 你看错方向了

A lady in a cinema asks giggling girls behind her to be q...

beginner dialogue
Who Was Fighting? | 谁在打架

A humorous dialogue where a boy claims he was running to ...

beginner-english dialogue
The Weary Housewife | 疲惫的主妇

A weary housewife pours out her troubles to a caller she ...

dialogue everyday-life
The Resurrected Rabbit | 死而复生的兔子

A man tries to cover up his dog's killing of a neighbor's...

anecdote beginner
Maternal Miracles | 母亲的奇迹

A young doctor's unconventional "diagnosis" of pregnancy ...

beginner dialogue
Save Much More | 省得更多

A boy tells his mother he saved bus fare by running behin...

beginner dialogue
Too Crowded | 车太挤

A humorous short dialogue where a bus driver, mistaken fo...

anecdote beginner
Telemarketer's Call | 推销员的电话

A telemarketer calls asking for Leah Jonason, only to be ...

beginner dialogue
The Unexpected Bill | 意料之外的账单

A father is shocked by a dentist's high bill after his so...

beginner dialogue
Two AA Batteries | 两节AA电池

A woman makes a witty pun in response to a clerk's direct...

beginner dialogue
Two Tickets, Please | 请给两张票

A young man's attempt to buy movie tickets for a date tak...

beginner dialogue
What Did She Want? | 她要买什么

A store manager, horrified to hear a clerk tell a custome...

beginner business-anecdote
That's My Husband | 那是我丈夫

A humorous misunderstanding occurs when a French nanny mi...

beginner dialogue