What the Bible Means | 圣经的含义

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A young boy proudly approached his father and declared, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and asked, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"

The boy insisted, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy," the boy replied excitedly. "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"

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