As the new food-service officer at a recruit training center, I wanted to make my mark. The menu was heavy on red meat, so I devised a new one to reduce cholesterol. I substituted chicken for beef and awaited comments from the suggestion box.
The first response summed up the recruits' feelings. It read simply: "Let the chicken live."
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