Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town. Their initial sign read: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors." The town council objected, prompting a series of changes:
- "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
- "Catatonics and High Colonics."
- "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
- "Minds and Behinds."
- "Lost Souls and Butt Holes."
- "Analysis and Anal Cysts."
- "Nuts and Butts?"
- "Freaks and Cheeks?"
- "Loons and Moons?"
All were rejected. Finally, at their wit's end, they proposed: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Everyone loved it.