A man walks into a police station and announces, "My wife's gone missing."
The police officer says, "OK sir, we'll help you. Since when has your wife been missing?"
The man replies, "Since about a month ago."
The police officer is shocked, "What? A month?! Why on Earth are you coming only now?!"
"Well… I've no clothes to put on anymore."
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