The teacher asks an arithmetic question: "Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?"
Jack replies, "I must have somebody else's pants on."
I Must Have Somebody Else's Pants On | 我肯定是穿着别人的裤子
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