Crumbling Down | 摇摇欲坠

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A crumbling old church building needed remodeling. During his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal, looking directly at the richest man in town.

At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, "Pastor, I will contribute $1,000."

Just then, plaster fell from the ceiling and struck him on the shoulder. He promptly stood back up and shouted, "Pastor, I will increase my donation to $5,000!"

Before he could sit back down, plaster fell on him again. This time he virtually screamed, "Pastor, I will double my last pledge!"

He sat down, and a larger chunk of plaster fell on his head. He stood up once more and hollered, "Pastor, I will give $20,000!"

This prompted a deacon to shout, "Hit him again, Lord! Hit him again!"

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