Two couples were playing cards one evening. Jerry, one of the husbands, accidentally dropped some cards. When he bent down to retrieve them, he was shocked to see that Ray's wife, Shaniqua, had her legs spread wide and was not wearing any underwear. Startled, he hit his head on the table while sitting up, emerging red-faced.
Later, in the kitchen, Shaniqua approached Jerry and asked, "Did you see anything you liked under the table?" Surprised by her boldness, Jerry admitted he had. She then said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500." After a moment's consideration, Jerry agreed.
Shaniqua arranged for him to visit her home at 2:00 PM the following Friday, while her husband Ray was at work. Jerry arrived as planned, paid the $500, and they had sex. Afterwards, he quickly left.
Ray returned home at his usual time of 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jerry come by with my money?" Anxious, Shaniqua confirmed he had stopped by. Ray then asked, "And did he give you $500?" Fearing she was caught, she admitted he had. To her surprise, Ray looked satisfied and explained, "Good. Jerry borrowed $500 from me this morning and promised to pay me back this afternoon."