Twenty-One and Some Months | “妙”龄证人

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In court, a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath so tell the truth."

The woman replied, "I'm twenty-one and some months."

The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"

So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."

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