The Midnight Shift | 午夜值班

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It is 10:00 PM at the police station, and only two officers are on duty: Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.

Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can I stick my finger in your belly button?

Billi-Jo: Sure, Billy-Bob! :>

...Now it's 11:00 PM at the police station...

Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can I stick my finger in your belly button?

Billi-Jo: Sure, Billy-Bob! :>

...Now it's midnight... and the power goes out...!!

Billy-Bob: Hey Billi-Jo... can I stick my finger in your belly button?

Billi-Jo: Sure, Billy-Bob! :>
Wait?! Billy-Bob, that's not my belly button.

Billy-Bob: I know... :> And that's not my finger!! :>

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