A lawyer was examining a suspect to determine his mental fitness.
"Who was our first president?" asked the lawyer.
"Washington," replied the suspect.
"Right. And who was our second president?"
"John Adams," the suspect answered.
"Correct," said the lawyer.
He then stopped and asked no more questions. His friend whispered, "He's doing very well. Why don't you continue?"
The lawyer replied, "Because I'm not sure who the third president was myself."
A blonde woman repeatedly changes her hair color after be...
A classic joke contrasting professions and animal instinc...
A humorous short story set in an asylum, where one inmate...
A man brings an alligator into a bar and asks if lawyers ...
A blonde tells a Polish joke to her priest, only to be in...
A client offers a lawyer $500 to answer two questions, an...
A hunter shares his simple technique for finding bears, b...
A man questions a lawyer's high fee for three questions, ...
A lawyer wakes up after surgery to find the blinds drawn....
A farmer, relieved to learn his wife fell out of the car,...
A man reports his wife missing a month after she disappea...
A drunk man repeatedly offers to buy drinks for everyone ...
A humorous dialogue reveals the irony of someone claiming...
A woman seeks help for her husband's delusion of being a ...
Stan wins 92 goldfish and plans to keep them in his bathr...
Three female robbers hide in potato sacks to evade a poli...
A humorous short dialogue set in an asylum, where one inm...
A man boasts about an impossibly tall building in his cou...
A snake, after accidentally biting its own lip, questions...
A man discovers a parrot trained to speak different langu...