A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.
To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocolates and ice cream.
Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today, honey?"
"Oh, yes, miss," said Sally. "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."