At 85, Morris married a lovely 25-year-old woman. Concerned that her elderly husband might overexert himself, the bride suggested they sleep in separate bedrooms on their wedding night. After the festivities, she prepared for bed, expecting a knock on the door.
Sure enough, a knock came. Her groom was ready, and their conjugal union proceeded smoothly. Afterward, he bid her goodnight and left. A few minutes later, another knock came. A surprised but willing bride consented, and the octogenarian performed successfully once more before leaving again.
Just as she was drifting off to sleep for the second time, another knock sounded. There stood Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more. They made love again. In the afterglow, the young bride said, "I'm impressed. A man your age has enough energy for three times. I've been with men half your age who were only good for once. You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris looked confused and turned to her. "I was here already?" he asked.