Barry and Fred were two rabbits subjected to laboratory testing. After losing patches of fur and half their teeth, they devised a plan and escaped.
Soon, they found themselves in the countryside, breathing in the fresh air and enjoying their newfound freedom.
After a while, Barry grew sullen.
"Why the long face?" asked Fred.
"Well," Barry sulked, "I'm starting to miss that lab we were in."
"What? Are you mad? That place was a dump!" Fred exclaimed in disbelief. "I have more injection marks on my body than pores!"
"I know," Barry replied. "But I'm killing for a fag."