The Two Rabbits | 两只兔子

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Barry and Fred were two rabbits subjected to laboratory testing. After losing patches of fur and half their teeth, they devised a plan and escaped.

Soon, they found themselves in the countryside, breathing in the fresh air and enjoying their newfound freedom.

After a while, Barry grew sullen.

"Why the long face?" asked Fred.

"Well," Barry sulked, "I'm starting to miss that lab we were in."

"What? Are you mad? That place was a dump!" Fred exclaimed in disbelief. "I have more injection marks on my body than pores!"

"I know," Barry replied. "But I'm killing for a fag."

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