Ever Catch All the Fish? | 你能抓到所有的鱼吗?

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A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure within a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.

However, as they passed a speed trap, he was caught by an infrared speed detector and pulled over.

The officer handed him the citation, received his signature, and was about to walk away when the man protested, "Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don't think it's fair. There were plenty of other cars around me going just as fast. Why did I get the ticket?"

"You ever go fishing?" the policeman asked suddenly.

"Yeah," the startled man replied.

The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch all the fish?"

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