Smith went to see his boss in the front office.
"Boss," he said, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage."
"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replied. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss," said Smith. "I knew I could count on you!"
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