The local high school requires parents to call if a student will be absent. Kelly decided to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. After her parents left for work, she called the school herself. Here is their actual conversation:
Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly Richardson is unable to make it to school today because she is ill."
School Secretary: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. I'll note her absence. Who is this calling?"
Kelly: "This is my mother."
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