The Cemetery Car Thief | 墓地盗车贼

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A man with a long history of car theft was caught by the police after another attempted theft.

The prosecutor asked him, "Now tell the court how you came to take that car." In his defense, the man replied, "The car was parked by a cemetery. I thought the owner was dead, so I took it."

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