A science teacher was giving a biology lecture to his class. "Now," he said, "I'll show you the frog in my pocket." He reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. He looked puzzled for a moment, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch."
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