A drunk man called the police to report a theft from his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he exclaimed.
Before the police investigation could begin, the phone rang again. "Never mind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got into the back seat by mistake."
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